SAVE THE DATE!

OUR WEDDING DATE IS JULY 25th, 2009!

It is a Saturday, and the moon will be precisely 7 deg. S of Saturn- an event that we assume happens once every thirty zillion and 48.25 years. Curiously, if you add the numbers up (July = 7, 25th = 2+5 = 7, 2009 = 2+0+0+9 = 11) you are left with the permutation of 7,7,11, which added together is 25, and then again, 2+5 = 7. So, we are again left with the number 7 which is a prime number and the approximate height of Phoenix Sun's player Shaquille O'neal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O. It is for these incredibly complex reasons that we chose the date, and many difficult calculations and hours wikipedia research were executed to come to this conclusion.

SO PLEASE BE THERE JULY 25th 2009!

Much love,

El Calvino

Webmaster

THE LAPATCH UNION

Stephanie Patch and Jon-Erik Lappano are getting married, and they want you to know about it.

You have been selected from an exhaustive list of this planet's finest to be involved in the celebration of this most spectacular union.


At the wishes of the star-bride and celestial-groom to be, this electronic configuration on the world wide web has been created for your convenience, so that you may check up on the many exciting updates that are expected in the months to come.


What's more, images and musings of the unabashed couple will be offered on a semi-regular basis to give you, the illustrious guests, an intriguing idea of what you will be witnessing on July 25th, 2009.


Please await further instructions, and don't give up the dream!


Sincerely,


El Calvino
Webmaster